The Things That Have Kept Me Awake At Night and/or Woken Me Up Early

• Automobile traffic
  
• Loud university students
  
• There's this train, which isn't particularly loud in and of itself, but I guess it's really important that it blows its whistle for a good five minutes straight
  
• Garbage trucks
  
• Street sweepers
  
• Carpentry
  
• My roommate's ring tone, which is the Dr. Horrible theme
  
• A jackhammer
  
• My roommate's "text message received" noise, which is the "get item" sound from Zelda
  
• People in the apartment above mine, holding combined track and field events / stomp dancing competitions at 0200
  
• The ceiling fan, which will every so often start doing this "click click click" noise.
  
• My roommate's alarm clock, which is the standard cell phone ring
  
• Church bells, though this is usually not on Sunday
  
• The knowledge that I will die alone and unloved.
  

It's a wonder that I get any sleep at all.

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